Sir William Clark,
Thank you for you interest in investing your money into my steam guards. They are approximately 1' by 8", although you may place a custom order as well. These Steam guards protect the steam from escaping from the pots you have on the oven, keeping the temperature in the pots hot, cooking your food much much faster for you. I accept Credit card, cocaine, hookers, tiger blood, live lobster, worms, source code, bullied children, ammunition for my .68 caliber revolver, duct tape, chain mail and bad memes. I am not able to accept your offer at this time as I must talk with one of my associates, Tig Bitties, I hope you will put this offer on hold for me as I am considering your extremely generous offer.
Many Thanks,
Harry Wang
Oh wait shit, I forgot about the company name.
lol did nova created these bots? sweet.
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When I would get this mail, I wouldn't even read after the 2nd senctense.