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Best part of being a guy!
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Best part of being a guy!
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Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
be your friend.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passengers seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without
ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

Same work...more pay.

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.

You don't mooch off other's desserts.

You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice
anything different?"

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on
December 24th, in 45 minutes.

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#2
beat the game i wanna be the guy

donate to the itsmods

get a girlfriend

make some kids

dance

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#3
(04-03-2011, 21:51)Ivankec Wrote: beat the game i wanna be the guy

donate to the itsmods

get a girlfriend

make some kids

dance

And girls can't?
YouTube 1: Azumikkel - Modding
YouTube 2: DerpShark - Gaming Entertainment
Website: Jensby.me
Contact: im[at]jensby.me
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#4
Nice one Azu Tongue
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#5
One thing you forgot:

-Wear boxershorts 5 days. After that just turn them around and wear it another 5 days Wink

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JOKE !
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#6
How come when a woman gets pregnant everyone pats her stomach and says "Congratulations", but no one pats your dick and says "Good Job"?
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#7
Also guys don't treat their dick very well.

His closest neighbor is an ass, you stick him in stinky dark holes on a regular basis so he must puke and then you also put a bag over him so he pukes all over himself.

Shame on you, guys.
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#8
Im assuming that SuperNovaAo is a chick

Oh the horror
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#9
eat ice cream
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#10
SOme pretty good ones so far [Image: happy0032.gif]

http://www.little.org/fun/heehoha/male.htm a bunch already listed and a few other good ones

Number 56 :
You don't give a rat's ass if anyone notices your new haircut. [Image: cool0007.gif]
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Steam name = WhoFlungDung?
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