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Philosoph'o'Raptor - Arteq - 08-08-2011
Bringing you some of philosophic thought of a Raptor.
1.)We are what we eat. So that to stay humans we need to eat people?
2.)Give people what you want people to give you. If I want all the people give me money will there be any result?
3.)Where from do people know that Raptor was GREEN dinosaur? (no really?)
4.)If the transsexual will be a robber will he be put into men's jail or women's?
5.)Rats are always running away from the sinking boat. To where?!?!
6.)If there are sex-bombs so there shall be sex-shelter?
7.)Cut all mosquito's legs off and told him to run away. He didnt move. Do mosquito become deaf if all his legs are cut off? o_O
8.)What for a shop that works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week needs locks on the doors? o_O
9.)If I will say NO to drugs will I become a drug addict when speaking to pills? o_O
10.)Why soup spices are called cubes (at last in russia) if they are truly PARALELLEPIPEDS!!!
11.)Time is money, money is time... So cash dispenser is time machine? o_O
12.)Who tastes the cat food to say "It became even more tasty"?! o_O
13.)Russian millitia became officialy POLICE. Does that mean that robbers officialy became GANGSTERS? o_O
RE: Philosoph'o'Raptor - AZUMIKKEL - 08-08-2011
12.)Who tastes the cat food to say "It became even more tasty"?! o_O
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These aren't philosoraptor, these are easily answered questions as along as they're in english.
Re: Philosoph'o'Raptor - JariZ - 08-08-2011
Dont hate azu, I like them
RE: Philosoph'o'Raptor - Arteq - 08-08-2011
I laughed at some of them. These are not all cuz some 40% of jokes are funny only for russian audience.
if you hate - no one will blame you, but this is just your opinion. a lot of people like them.
RE: Philosoph'o'Raptor - AZUMIKKEL - 08-08-2011
Stop hating on my answer.
RE: Philosoph'o'Raptor - Arteq - 08-08-2011
stop hating on my thread
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im not hating you. im your fan
no seriously, i like you as modder and as forum member and i like all of your works. but it seems you secretly starting to hate me with some super secret reason
RE: Philosoph'o'Raptor - Pozzuh - 08-08-2011
If I'd ask you to have sex with me would the answer on that question be the same as the answer on this question?
[yes/no] answer please
Only answer if you're female btw
RE: Philosoph'o'Raptor - Arteq - 08-08-2011
/* what i think */
hmmm... kinda joke here? wtf is he sayin?! somethin funny? cant understand it >_>
/* what i say */
WHAT?
RE: Philosoph'o'Raptor - Pozzuh - 08-08-2011
/* What you think when you use these brackets */
I must be smart as fuck
/* What I think when you use these brackets */
lmfao idiot
RE: Philosoph'o'Raptor - Arteq - 08-08-2011
Understand a joke
but not the previous.
and i didnt want to look smart as fuck
i wanted to explain my thoughts 